Trying to describe each slang word for sex can be quite difficult, and from a person that has yet to experience this apparently glorious act, I’m going to have a stab at it. Yes I can say without embarrassment I am a Virgin, but it doesn’t mean I can’t take an interest in the subject. So prepare for strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.
Make love - Possible the calmest way you can have sex. Normally this is applied when two people are deeply in love, usually it is considered quite slow and gentle.
Humping / Laying - These two are considered the next step up in speed. Usually the man taking the woman from behind.
Screw / Bang / Shag / Bonk - These usually consist of a lot of passion, and mostly in places that don’t include the bedroom. Various places include - Club Toilets / Service Lifts / Plane Toilets / Cemetery / Libraries.
Fuck / Ride - The most extreme sex, speed is essential. You know you have fucked some one when his cock is red and hurts afterwards, and her tits are motorboating wildly.
If you agree with any of this, then great. If you don’t agree with this, then fuck you!