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14th February 2011

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Valentines Day

I present my solution to all men who are single on this day, so listen carefully -

  • Put some early 1995 NPG era Prince funk on.
  • Fleshlight
  • Lube (Or Tears of loneliness)
  • Riley Steele or Jesse Jane Porn on the telly.

Result - Orgasmic Loneliness.

Enjoy.